Who's a Froz Gobo?
Froz Gobo is a riddle wrapped in an enigma teetering atop a conundrum.
Froz Gobo is an international man of mystery. Froz Gobo is He Who Cannot Be Named.
Froz Gobo has a dog, but Froz Gobo does not rule the night. Nobody does.
This is not Froz Gobo.
This is not Froz Gobo.
This is not Froz Gobo.
This is not Froz Gobo.
This is not Froz Gobo.
These are not Froz Gobo.
Despite some initial doubts, I'm increasingly convinced this is not Froz Gobo.
Actually, Froz Gobo is a slacker who has thus far declined
to give me anything to put on a page such as this, so I'm
putting this up instead. Perhaps it will shame him into action.
Perhaps he'll think it's perfect. We shall see. -apostropher
Update: Two years later, we can safely assume he thought it was
perfect. If you just have to know, the veil slipped
here, and an
utterly ridiculous picture of the two of us somewhere in the late
1980s is
here. He's peeking out from behind my gigantic mullet.
Pictures of his boys are
here and
this post gives a very good
hint as to his very, um,
special world view.
