Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
I wasn't actually shopping for mosquito traps, but mostly by random, I ended up at the Amazon page for SpringStar Mosquito Traps with Pheromones. Because, you know, that sort of thing happens to me a lot. At that page was perhaps the most useful product review ever written. And surprisingly compelling reading, to boot. Almost like a Raymond Carver short story. Once I finished, I went back to the top and noticed that the Amazon username of the poster is ChurchOfJesusChrist.Net, with the location of Southern Republik of California, USA.
Huh.
So, ChurchOfJesusChrist.Net is of course my next stop, and they do not like circumcision. Or fluoride, aluminum, or chlorine. Also a bunch of stuff about Mormons that I'm guessing makes sense to other Mormons. Pleasant about it all, though, and he's one of the world's biggest Fat Boys fans. And I don't have any real point except that I sure do love the unfathomable randomness of the internet.
I regret that the marketing department killed "SpringStar Chinese-Style Forced Abortions: Mosquitoes Edition" in favor of the utilitarian "Mosquito Trap." The first one really rolls off the tongue.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at June 30, 2009 09:42 AMIt's nice to know that he spent hours fiddling around with the mosquitoes and writing that review instead of doing whatever religious weirdness he gets up to.
Posted by: at June 30, 2009 06:54 PM