It does make it a little more interesting that he went to see his mistress on Father's Day, doesn't it?

Also, yet another class act at Fox News as they labeled him "Mark Sanford (D)" during his press conference. Oopsies!

The misidentification of "Mark Sanford (D)" is the basic modus operandi of Fox ~ to confuse, obfuscate, denigrate, slander and lie.

Rupert Murdoch, the Dirty Digger, has used and refined this technique for over 35 years. Faux Spews is his crowning achievement.

The real news in this is not that Sanford is a philanderer, but that Sanford is (as of right now) a zombie: he said "I spent the last 5 days of my life crying in Argentina" -- presumably at the end of the 5 days he was knifed to death by the mistress and unable to find peace in the grave, flew back to South Carolina.

That does it. I'm switching parties. The GOP has now proven that it can address my core interest, namely getting horny middle aged white guys laid, far far better than the dhimmocrats ever could.

It's all a bit like the "Final Destination" movies, except that instead of teens who survive plane/car crashes being stalked by Death, it's Bill Clinton persecutors being stalked by revelations of adultery.

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/news/2009/06/sex_scandal_flow_chart.php/

BINGO!

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06242009.shtml

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I know it's not general purpose enough of an excuse, but I really think "my dick fell in her by accident" ought to be the center square in that bingo game based on the sheer wonderfulness of the phrase.