Everything has to breathe.

If only I'd thought as quickly as this guy, maybe I could still drop my kids off in front of the school instead of two blocks away.

The witness told the officers the man was sitting on a park bench with his penis out and was masturbating. Police say 41-year-old Augustus Hudgins was arrested for indecent exposure. Hudgins told the officers that there was a misunderstanding. He said he was just giving his penis some air, according to the court document.

Really, it's the humane thing to do.