I got something you can swear on.

I can't tell you what a relief it's going to be just to have a president who has mastered basic subject-verb agreement. God, it's been like eight solid years of fingernails on a blackboard. So what better way to celebrate than with some vintage, stoned-out funk and soul? Even the staunchest Republican booty might start wigglin' before it's through, and we've still got a weekend or two to get wasted and dance before the second Great Depression hits and we're all selling kidneys.

Unfunkked 9: Inaugural Balls
(135.2 MB zip file)

01 Parliament - Chocolate City
02 D.J. Rogers - Bail Out
03 Mighty Joe Hicks - The Team
04 Lim Taylor - Pretty Thang, Gimme Your Love
05 Big Barney - The Whole Thang
06 Midnight Movers, Unltd. - Mystery Woman
07 Crusaders - River Rat
08 Fugi - Jo-Jo
09 Black Nasty - Nasty Soul
10 Candi Staton - Best Thing You Ever Had
11 Sylvia Smith - Original Midnight Mama
12 Ike White - Love and Affection
13 Willie Hutch - Party Down
14 Newban - Fatback Sally
15 Arthur Adams - Home Brew
16 Heatwave - Beat Your Booty
17 Roy Porter - Party Time
18 King Britt - Jimmy Leans Back
19 Camille "Lil" Bob - Stop
20 Carolyn Franklin - Deal With It
21 Crackin' - Get Crackin'
22 Stargard - Theme from Which Way Is Up

Like always, set the gaps between tracks to 0 seconds and if you're burning from iTunes, use Sound Check to equalize volumes. Past ones are under the fold in one handy location. Also, Dick Smith's "Tobacco Road" didn't make the cut only because it's nine and a half minutes long and it was already hard enough getting this down to CD size, but it's pretty swank, too. Consider it the bonus track or something.

Unfunkked (tracks)	Unfunkked 2: id est, UNH! (tracks)
Unfunkked 3: The Booty Loosens (tracks)	Unfunkked 4: Rubber Unfunkked 4: Grits (tracks)
Unfunkked 5: The Unfunkkening (tracks)	Unfunkked 6: Suckers Can't Buck the Mustard Truck (tracks)
Unfunkked 7: Just Add Water, Makes Its Own Sauce (tracks)	Unfunkked 8: That Ain't Gravy, Lady (tracks)
Apomerica (tracks)	Don't Bogart that Groove Disc 1 Don't Bogart that Groove Disc 2 (tracks)