He couldn't have sex, so his pissed on a dog.
Yeah. That makes sense.
I'm pretty sure that in Texas that counts as a sex crime.
Posted by: caradoc at October 27, 2008 06:36 PMIf being denied sex and pissing on a dog is considered a felony then I ask you, aren't we all felons?
I mean . . . wait . . . yeah, yeah, that guy is crazy! Nobody would ever do that. Nobody.
Posted by: Tripp at October 28, 2008 12:29 PM