July 16, 2008

I STILL HATE MY SENATOR.

Posted by apostropher

As much as I think Elizabeth Dole is a bubble-headed, do-nothing, empty suit completely and totally out of her depth pretending to be a senator, I have clung to the small comfort that she is, at least, a mighty improvement over the recently deceased asshole that preceded her.

But she's trying hard to convince me otherwise.

This is unbelievable. Sen. Elizabeth Dole (R-NC) wants to rename the the current AIDS relief bill after Jesse Helms.

Jesse Helms, the man who in 1987 described AIDS prevention literature as "so obscene, so revolting, I may throw up."

Jesse Helms, the man who in 1988 vigorously opposed the Kennedy-Hatch AIDS research bill, saying, "There is not one single case of AIDS in this country that cannot be traced in origin to sodomy."

Jesse Helms, the man who in 1995 said (in opposition to refunding the Ryan White Act) that the government should spend less on people with AIDS because they got sick due to their "deliberate, disgusting, revolting conduct."

Jesse Helms, the man who in 2002 announced that he'd changed his mind about AIDS funding for Africa, but not for American gays, because homosexuality "is the primary cause of the doubling and redoubling of AIDS cases in the United States."

Many people hold Ronald Reagan responsible for adding to the early AIDS death toll by his inaction on the pandemic, but it was Helms' actions in thwarting early research that inarguably hastened the demise of many thousands of Americans. How many of my friends, of your friends, would be alive today if the life-saving medications had arrived just one fucking year earlier?

Maybe next we can rename the Civil Rights Museum for Strom Thurmond and the Chicago Children's Museum for John Wayne Gacy. God, please, my fellow North Carolinians, elect Kay Hagan this November. I'm so fucking sick of being represented by moral retards.

(thanks for the tip, Joseph)


Comments
1

"Sen. Elizabeth Dole (R-NC) wants to rename the the current AIDS relief bill after Jesse Helms."

Made me laugh long and hard.

Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at July 16, 2008 07:06 PM
2

Thet who control the past....

Posted by: waldo at July 16, 2008 08:08 PM
3

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Posted by: Amanda at July 16, 2008 08:42 PM
4

Obviously she's trying to be funny. I think this is hilarious.

Posted by: Jon at July 16, 2008 09:50 PM
5

I'll see your Liddy Dole and raise you a Nancy Pelosi and a Barbara Boxer......

Posted by: RetMer at July 16, 2008 09:52 PM
6

Oh no, this is awesome! We should name more things after the dead assholes that opposed them. Eventually we could have the Rick Santorum gay marriage legalization legislation, the Phyllis Schlafly Equal Rights Amendment, the Jim Dobson abortion-on-demand Act...

Posted by: bitchphd at July 16, 2008 10:11 PM
7

We already have the Reagan airport in DC.

Posted by: caradoc at July 17, 2008 02:10 AM
8

See?

Posted by: bitchphd at July 17, 2008 02:29 AM
9

On the upside, you could look at this as Dole pissing on Jesse's grave.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at July 17, 2008 06:25 AM
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