Now that we know the general election will be Obama against McCain, it is certain that our next president will be left-handed. This will make five of the last seven presidents (Ford, Reagan, Bush Sr., and Clinton) southpaws, a trait that only occurs in about 10% of the general population. That's odd.
I feel very confident that Bush Jr. would not have become President were it not for Bush Sr.
Posted by: at June 4, 2008 07:53 PMWhat's odd about that? 44 people is quite a small sample size compared to the billions of people who have been alive during that time.
Posted by: Cangrejero at June 4, 2008 08:09 PMBut most of those billions were not even eligible to run for office.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at June 4, 2008 08:57 PMIndeed sinister. It's obviously a CFR/CIA/FBI/KGB/World Bank/Bilderberg/NSA/EU/Jesuit/Rockafeller/FEMA/Operation Paperclip/Freemason/Illuminati/British Royal Family plot.
Posted by: Jon at June 4, 2008 09:33 PMI feel very confident that Bush Jr. would not have become President were it not for Bush Sr.
Al Gore, the popular vote winner, is left-handed. Creepy.
But most of those billions were not even eligible to run for office.
True, but that's only important if you presuppose a relationship between hand-preference and ability to become president. It's still just 44 people, a few of the last few of which have a somewhat rare trait.
Let's say a basketball player has a 90% free-throw percentage. Let's also say he's taken 10,000 free throws. Let's also say that of those 10,000, he's only taken 44 of them when his team is down by exactly 19 points. Of those 44 attemps, which could be spread out over many years, he's missed five of the last seven. I wouldn't say that this example implies any relationship between game score and free-throw ability. It's too small of a sample.
Now make it hundreds of millions of free throws he's taken and it's even less significant.
Of course, both of my parents and both of my siblings are left handed, and I'm not, so I may just be exercising my bitterness at being the right-handed minority in my house growing up.
Posted by: Cangrejero at June 4, 2008 11:52 PMa relationship between hand-preference and ability to become president
See, this is precisely what I'm proposing.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at June 4, 2008 11:58 PMHow about Bob Dole? He started out as a righty and then switched.
Posted by: caradoc at June 5, 2008 09:25 AMAnd we have no way of knowing how many right handed presidents in the past were natural left-handers, but forced to switch, as was the standard practice in the old days.
There might be something to this.
Posted by: dAVE at June 5, 2008 01:17 PMunfogged is too clogged so I'll pontificate here.
Of course there is something to this. Sheesh. Why don't people notice things?
Until the last ten or twenty years the brain research either was done on righties or paid no attention to handedness. Thankfully that has been changing some lately.
Overall left-handers are superior. There are some theories why - perhaps because they use more of both lobes of their brain, perhaps some other reason. We do know for sure that left handers are not simply the mirror image or right handers. No. Lefties are clearly different and superior.
We don't (yet) know what determines handedness, but there is a definite genetic component. As Apostropher said, two righties produce a lefty 10% of the time, two lefties get a lefty 25% of the time. A lefty and righty they don't know yet.
As expected in the inferior righty culture lefties used to be shunned and persecuted and forced to conform by The Man.
Now that we are beyond those superstitions we lefties (yes, I am one of them, as is my wife) are rising to take our proper and natural place at the top of mankind.
You betas and deltas amuse we alphas. Kiss my ring and muddle along.
Posted by: Tripp at June 5, 2008 04:13 PMIndeed, Tripp: only from the ranks of the superior lefties could arise such titans as Ford, Reagan, and Bush Sr.
Posted by: Eggplant at June 5, 2008 05:00 PMAs I recall, something like 40% of MIT freshers are lefties. We are also over-represented in the arts. [Years ago, at dinner with the art staff of Carl Sagan's Cosmos, I realised that only one person there was not left-handed.]
My ex and I, both left-handers, had our house set up for lefties, including a left-hander's cork screw. It was amusing to see right-handers suffer trying to open a bottle or trying to use our scissors. Yet we used "right" handed objects competently every day. To paraphrase the comment about Ginger Rogers, we do the same thing, backwards.
Be warned, however. Soon, the Sinister Liberation Front [Left on! Get Righty!] will replace all those dextrocentric power tools with ones we prefer. Then we'll sit back and watch Extreme Makeover - Amputation!.
Posted by: DominEditrix at June 5, 2008 05:02 PM13: We are over-represented at the high end of the intelligence spectrum and at the low end. Experts have occasionally conjectured that some left-handedness is caused by minimal brain damage, which would explain the examples you cite.
Posted by: DominEditrix at June 5, 2008 05:04 PMIt was amusing to see right-handers suffer
And people wonder why the left-handed are thought to be 'sinister'?
Posted by: Brock Landers at June 5, 2008 05:52 PMNow that we are beyond those superstitions we lefties (yes, I am one of them, as is my wife) are rising to take our proper and natural place at the top of mankind.
You're going to have to fight the Jews for it.
Posted by: Michael at June 5, 2008 09:07 PMTerrific advantage if you carry a sword; you're used to fighting righthanders and all your righthanded opponents are also used to fighting righthanders.
Posted by: ajay at June 6, 2008 08:58 AMMichelangelo, Da Vinci, Einstein, Navratilova, Connors, Randy Johnson...the list of superior lefties could go on forever...research shows there is a correlation between being left-handed and showing superior intelligence and eloquence. No doubt there is an advantage to being left-handed in sports, except for jai alai, where you must play right-handed.
Bush may be a statistical outlier on the eloquence and intelligence theory, but he was smart enough to steal the presidency.
http://www.lefthandersday.com/intelligence.html
I do believe John Wayne Gacy was a lefty...he was also a clown...enough said.
The current Bush is a rightie. Of course, he stole the election from Gore, a lefty.
Posted by: apostropher at June 6, 2008 09:38 AMYou're going to have to fight the Jews for it.
We have already infiltrated them! They were the first to stop the "prejudice" against lefties in the interest of "fairness." The Catholics were the last to give in to the new so-called "fairness."
That was the first step in the plan! Once we brainwashed you all to be "fair" and endorse a "meritocracy" it is a short step to brainwash you into accepting us as your superior and rightful masters.
Bwahahahahaha.
Why do you think we let the lesser "righty" Bush take the throne? To demonstrate convincingly that the greater Bush, a lefty, was clearly superior.
There are wheels within wheels, something few righties can comprehend.
Oh yes, we are gonna "sinister" all over your ass.
Posted by: Tripp at June 6, 2008 10:57 AMwe are gonna "sinister" all over your ass
So that's what they're calling it nowadays?
Posted by: Clownęsthesiologist at June 6, 2008 11:04 AMI thought lefties were better because it's a shorter distance to first base and the right hander's curve ball breaks in on them.
Posted by: caradoc at June 6, 2008 11:04 AMLefties make better first-base players also because of the ability to extend the right (catching) side of their body towards the infield...just so you know...
Posted by: Jody Wade at June 6, 2008 11:24 AM25: That and also when they need to make a throw to second, they are throwing across the body rather than having to turn and step.
(Out of fairness, we should also note that catchers need to be right handed so that they can make the flip throw to first and so that throws to second will tend to fade into the bag rather than away from it.)
Posted by: caradoc at June 8, 2008 11:01 AMLefty bowlers have an advantage because the oil on the lanes breaks down slower.
Lefty racquetball have an advantage because in-experienced righties step in front of us and SPANK - racquetball on the hiney. Ouch.
On the other hand short-stop was real tough as a lefty because the throw to second was a real killer to make.
Posted by: Tripp at June 10, 2008 03:53 PMDoes left-handedness confer any advantage or disadvantage in this sport?
Posted by: apostropher at June 10, 2008 04:46 PMSee now, it looks like how sublimnally the Dragon is showing Obama is invisibly his "puppet" when he controls him, who "rised from the sea" (Hawaii, Obama's birth place):
http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/2008/03/associated-press-believe.html
Look at the "V" of the "believe" word seeming two horns on Obama's head. Ok, "it's just a pic" you can tell me, but is this "Cult of Barak" unreal? See yourselves:
http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/
See and meditate, reflite about it, for inspirations come and go, like happiness, which is the gap between two pains. This world, o my beloved children, is made to be dual. Good/bad, day/night, light/darkness, joy/pain, happiness/sadness... but the Kingdom within your hearts is already Peace! Live this "inside" outside! Be the Peace you really are! Be the Love in human form you are! Do not live like those rascals in this world, love them too but, instead of living a wordly life, live a worthy live, do good, be good, religion's not that so important, for being a real human is what really matters. A real human being example: Jesus, God in flesh. Follow his examples, feel not ownner in this world, but recognize the Father as the fount of everything, don't think like "I" and "mine", think more like "we" and "ours", and BE LOVE!
Take care, for we have to love even our enemies, and Barak is not proven the so-called anti-Christ, but signs will tell us things better. And he told some days ago he will go foward with war. Would a real man of God, as he claims himself to be, feed violent ideas and attitudes? Jesus gave His life for us, didn't declare war against romans and etc, He really rescued them with His REAL LOVE.
Bless all!
Peace,
I Am
Posted by: Keep on Seeking the Truth, Fellas! at July 29, 2008 01:08 AMshite im a fuckin left-handed one and i play guitar with the right hand and im sure we left-handed ones are the same fuckin shit right-handed ones are if not superior
shut the fuck up yer nazi-heads, left or right hands are both hands, no matter their colour or side, as no matter if a person is black or white, we're all human race.
and that's it
Posted by: left-handed one at July 29, 2008 01:15 AM