Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
There is nothing new under the sun. Here's the second story in under two years (first one here) where a teenage boy dug up a corpse and cut off the skull to use for a bong. I know it sounds like a compelling idea, kids, but try to work a little originality into your drugs and desecration. It won't seem like a big deal now but, believe me, you'll be glad you did down the road.
dug up a corpse and cut off the skull to use for a bong
Too much work. Kids these days are insufficiently lazy.
Posted by: My Alter Ego at May 13, 2008 10:22 AMThere used to be a skull bong stashed away in the corner of a storage space in my old college dorm, formerly used by a frat that'd been kicked off campus for setting a carpet on fire. The frat boys had apparently named the bong "Buddy" after Providence's eventually-indicted, recently-released mayor. I never saw Buddy myself - this was relayed to me by seniors who'd cleared out the storage room the year after the frat had been expelled - but later that year a bunch of overly nostalgic frat alums came drunkenly poking around in the basement looking for what they called "the Buddy room," and I had to tell them that Buddy, like his namesake, had departed for sunnier lands.
Posted by: strasmangelo jones at May 14, 2008 09:59 AM