Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Following up on Fever in the Funkhouse (which gets steadily more awesome with repeated viewings), asl sent me a couple of musical links from April Winchell's blog that I'm passing on gratefully. First, Norma Lee wants Jesus to come sit on her heart and then, possibly the most confusing use of blackface ever.
the woman picked up the family's 20-pound dog and threw it at the deputy, who caught it, the report said
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Trying to picture this. What's the breed, I wonder. How did the dog react to being thrown. Listen honey, I've been giving this some serious thought and we really have to stop engaging in some sex acts if we value our immortal souls.
Posted by: Clownęsthesiologist at May 6, 2008 11:49 AMPrecisely. What are the "some?" Inquiring minds want to know what is Biblically acceptable: Blowjobs, buttfucking, furiously 69ing with your socks on, half hearted handjob on the turnpike...
Also, nice catch, Deputy Dog.
Posted by: shpx.ohfu at May 6, 2008 12:40 PMI sorta liked that "Ass Jesus" song, especially where her voice gets all dramatic and breathy in the spoken word bit, like she's imitating Vincent Price in "Thriller."
Posted by: A White Bear at May 6, 2008 03:39 PMBeen around the block a million times, but still oh so good: Ass Jesus.
Posted by: shpx at May 6, 2008 04:51 PM