Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
You think you're having a bad day?
It was bad enough when the Lebanon County woman crashed her sport-utility vehicle early this morning in Clay Township. But making matters worse, police said, when Melissa M. Herr, 37, of Kleinfeltersville, got out of her vehicle to look at the damage, she tumbled down a well.
Herr was eventually rescued and taken to Lancaster General Hospital, state police said. She was not seriously injured, troopers said, but sustained bruises to her back and arms. She also faces drunken driving charges, Trooper Paul E. Hardnock said.
It`s obvious that God wanted us to get drunk, because he made wineberries and fermentation and whatnot. But it isn`t clear that He ever intended us to leave the Garden of Eden and start making things more dangerous for ourselves (and others) when we`re drunk by building cars and digging deep holes.
I`m sure that, somewhere, Satan is laughing with delight, and thanking God for giving us access to the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge.
Is there a tree of Wisdom somewhere, so we can figure out how to get the "sapiens" into the Homo Sapiens?
Posted by: TokyoTom at March 7, 2008 10:48 PM