January 31, 2008

Quick hits.

Posted by apostropher

The Messenger spacecraft has just beamed back the first images of the hidden side of Mercury, including this fantastic one, along with other surprises.

Meanwhile the Opportunity Mars rover, originally scheduled for a 90-day mission, just marked its fourth year of sending back information.

"A man, 24, was cited for discharging a firearm within city limits after he accidentally shot himself in the testicles with a gun that he tried to tuck into his pants."

I've long joked that my kids should be called Russell Sprouts, but this guy has done me one better.

Great video of hummingbird babies from hatching to leaving the nest. Watching them get fed, though, it looks like they're being impaled.

PZ Myers spots the perfect symbol for America under Bush: desert camo trailer hitch testicles emblazoned with a yellow ribbon on the left nut.

Via John Emerson, lose weight the natural way: with sanitized tapeworms.

"You know how it is - after you've broken your hip wrestling your best friend in jelly, you just want to sue someone."


Comments
1

Am I wrong for thinking that those hummingbird chicks could have made a killing in pre-Giuliani Times Square?

That was a great vid, though, actually brought a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Ashley at January 31, 2008 10:58 AM
2

"These Camo Nutz Are 8" Tall and are Colored with a base of flat sand with two layers of flat light brown and a top layer of flat medium brown."

It's just like looking in the mirror.

Posted by: shpx.ohfu at January 31, 2008 11:20 AM
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I'm sorry, but you're a dickhead.

Posted by: at January 31, 2008 11:42 AM
4

4: Oh yeah? Well Apo is rubber, and you're grits . . .

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at January 31, 2008 02:32 PM
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We’ve Respectfully placed the Yellow Ribbon designating Support the Troops on our Exclusive 8” Customized Desert Scheme Camo Nutz.

Good thing they're doing it respectfully!

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at January 31, 2008 07:08 PM
6

Great hummingbird clip!

The story about the fine for abnormal discharge annoys me. The guy had a permit, and personally paid the consequences for his own negligence. The police go too far in trying to make his self-inflicted stupidty criminal.

Posted by: TokyoTom at January 31, 2008 09:40 PM
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If you got a letter purporting to be from the IRS signed by "Russell Sprout", you'd throw it in the bin and send a bad tempered email to some of your friends, no?

I foresee problems here.

Posted by: OneFatEnglishman at February 1, 2008 05:40 AM
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Laura and Dennis Ranger named their kid "Deforest."

Posted by: swampcracker at February 1, 2008 09:43 AM
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Did you see Russell Sprouts' name before his last change? De'Ath a.k.a Death. That can't have been his given name. This guy is a serial name changer.

Posted by: HemlockEcho at February 1, 2008 10:01 AM
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desert camo trailer hitch testicles emblazoned with a yellow ribbon on the left nut

By the looks of it, those troops aren't getting any support. A trailer hitch jock strap is in order.

Posted by: My Alter Ego at February 1, 2008 10:16 AM
11

I like Death Sprouts better than Russell Sprouts.

Posted by: Clownęsthesiologist at February 1, 2008 12:14 PM
12

There's also the famous advertising copywriter Death Bredon.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at February 1, 2008 03:22 PM
13

I like Death Sprouts

Band name alert.

Posted by: OneFatEnglishman at February 2, 2008 06:43 AM
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