What, no bacon? Feh.

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Bacon cares not for the pretension of 20 sides. A decahedron is more than sufficient. Granted, rolling a bacon die is a serious mistake, as it takes the delectable stuff further away from your hand (and mouth) than it should be.

Hrmph...posting too quickly; "granted" was supposed to be "regardless," now that I look back on it.

Awesome! That's worth two Brownie badges.

I just failed my resistance roll!

Peeking for a Pecan
I spied a Icosahedron
It hadn't any pork on
though delectable nonetheless
I felt a little hard on
and pressed to put a move on
'cause look! where's the ice cream?
the pecan was undressed!

Apo, if you can make an E8 pecan roll, that would really explain a lot of things.