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These little critters are not denizens of the apo household?

2: No, thankfully.

That would make a good conversation starter -- "Over here in the sitting room is where we keep sweet little Minnie and her children... careful they don't eat your brains..." (Do spiders eat brains? Or only zombie spiders?)

Aww!

Deckard: Remember when you were six? You and your brother snuck into an empty building through a basement window. You were going to play doctor. He showed you his but when it got to be your turn you chickened and ran, you remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Your mother, Tyrell, anybody? Remember the spider that lived outside your window? Orange body, green legs. Watched her build a web all summer then one day there's a big egg in it. The egg hatched...

Rachael: The egg hatched...

Deckard: Yea...

Rachael: ...and a hundred baby spiders came out... and they ate her.

Deckard: Implants. Those aren't your memories, they're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's. O.K., bad joke... I made a bad joke. You're not a replicant. Go home, o.k? No really, I'm sorry, go home.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHhh!

Oh. My. God. My jaw just dropped. This is seriously my worst nightmare. I would pretty much die on the spot if I saw that in the corner of my house. Uuuuuuuuughhhhhhh...