Bad idea to mess with a bunch of women who think they're protecting a kid, man.

"deliberately defecated on by Alcide"

"She immediately began biting at my testicle area"

"His difficulties were compounded by the fact that another woman was trying to pull his gun from his holster."

Wow. Time for the taser.

An intersting report. Some certainly had a shitty day.

But as the kid had already been returned, why the need for an arrest what was clearly more of a fmaily matter than a kidnapping?

You've really outdone yourself in upping the testicle-centric nature of your blog lately. Way to stay on the ball.

What shpx.ohfu said. I, for one, have had enough of your testicle-bashing, sir.

I will never understand cops. These people will Taser you if you aren't snappy enough getting your license out of your wallet when they want to issue you a traffic ticket, but they manage to restrain themselves if all you do is shit on them and try to chomp off their nuts.

Less ball-bashing; more bacon-weaving!

Ooh, that's like 16 slices of bacon in one sandwich!

I call it a megastrip.

Cops should have extra-tight undies that hold the nutsack close to the body, and then strap on an extra, decoy sack filled with tear gas that would deploy if anyone yanks it off. So obvious!

B had it right: Approach the maternal instinct with vast deference.

11.
vast deference or vas deferens?

11: I believe the correct spelling is "vas deferens", shpx, but I'm not sure it's very sound advice you're offering.

Damn you Mr. Sticky!

Reference.

Apo, while I'm pretty sure your comment predates my lurking at Unfogged or my littering of your site with inanities, I should have known better than to think that I could get any testicle related humor past you. It was nevertheless worth a try, so happy did I miss.

Wow shpx, somehow I never realized you had a blog. It is a nice one.

Thank you cæ. I just started a few months ago.

Thus far, I have feedback from you and the Jeff Gannon bot that was making the rounds a while ago, so you are in good company in the fan club.