Here's my contribution.

Is having the one pants leg rolled up some kind of California gangster thing?

I think it is kind of a "street" thing, but in PK's case it's just because he rolled up his own pants that morning and isn't detail-oriented.

I think.

viscerally hate Christmas music

Come on, surely not everything?

How do you feel about solstice music?

You know I love to hate on Christmas songs with you, Apostropher, so I was aghast to learn that they're all my people's fault.

PK's secret thug life revealed!

Did Santa pull on PK's incredibly impressive mane to see if it was real?

This one especially cracks me up. Snuck up on the poor little fellow, it appears.

So what's it gonna take to get Froz to UnfoggeDCon II: Unfoggeder?

The little boy in the picture in 8 has fantastic pants.

7: Dear heavens, no. Anyway, it's obviously real. My bet is that Santa (I think it was the same guy last year) is some aging hippie surfer dude.

5: PDub - thanks so much! The "Carol of the Old Ones" is outstanding.

6: As I long suspected - GB DOES exhibit tribal self-identification. Yes! ;)

11: Oh, I know it's obviously real, I was just reversing the old "pull on Santa's beard to see if it's real" trope.

My wife insists on filling our house with an unending stream of Christmas carols from the day after Thanksgiving through the day after Christmas. Constant, relentless. She claims it's her favorite music and I should just suck it up and deal with it for the month. Which I do, but we're young yet. I'm not sure I can take 50 years of it.

She claims it's her favorite music and I should just suck it up and deal with it for the month.

You and I are in the same boat, Brock. The very same boat. I'm this close to taking my chances with the sharks and swimming for it. It's driving me insane.

It`s happening here too, apo. The Christmas music and commercial decorations are out by mid-November.

There are some good suggestions in this thread (including Dominick the Donkey, Oh Holy Crap, and Cartman's Classic Rendition) to help pull you all through another year.

A relenvant comic.

I just thought of something that might bring a little Yuletide cheer to apostropher at this dark time of year: XXXMas Carols!

For example:

A Wang in a Manger
Silver Balls
God Rest Ye Mary, Gentlemen

Whaddya say we all pull together in the True Spirit of the Season and see what we can come up with!

I Came Upon a Midnight Queer

That's the spirit, Clownae!

The Diddled Drummer Boy
I'll be Homo for Christmas

O Tan a Bum
O Little Starlet of Bethlehem
I'm Dreaming of a White Fist, Miss

A relenvant[sic] comic.

Here's another.

Now people are going to be asking apo why he's got that ridiculous grin on his face while he's walking around listening to all that piped-in Christmas music.

People just assume I'm baked.

I would assume that's a logistical/financial impossibility, given you have 3 kids now. But maybe, just maybe, Ganja Claus will put you on his "Good Girls and Boys" list.

I'VE BEEN SOOOOOOOO GOOD!

That's what she said.

I was out today and they were playing that "Here Comes Santa Claus, Here Comes Santa Claus, Right Down Santa Claus Lane . . ." over the loudspeaker. My inner Beavis was in fits of laughter.

Also:

"He's making a fist, checking it twice,
Gonna find out who's flabby or tight . . ."

Aaaaaand, it's not a Christmas song, but I must add:

Joshua Fit The Butthole of Jericho

and commend this thread to everyone.

I just saw an ad for Twisted Sister, who are going to be at Irving Plaza (IIRC) next week performing tunes from this album. I'm going to pass but it's nice to know that it will be happening.

I also think this would be a great dystopian Christmas movie: Soylent Night.

Final line: "The Eucharist is PEOPLE!"