I can't believe the article fails to mention HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN.

"Geri Rivero talked about the traumatic injury to her face and her remarkable recovery. She was at a holiday party when she stumbled and fell onto the coat rack."

I thought those sentences were arranged chronologically. She talked to the reporter about the injury to her face and her remarkable recovery, and later stumbled and fell onto a coat rack at a holiday party.

Also: holy shit, I bet that killed the party.

Always install your coat racks above eye level.

"If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna impale my eye socket on the coat rack."

5 made me laugh out loud. Loud.

She should learn to use her head for something besides a hat/coat rack.

What we are, gentlemen, is terrible people.

What we are, gentlemen, is terrible people.

Yeah, but we already knew that.

"Hey baby, nice rack."

God, this sounds like something out of a Chris Farley skit.

Now that this has happened to her, she'll probably keep an eye out for coat racks in the future.

she'll probably keep an eye out

apo, I'm not so sure; it looks to me that the doctor sufficiently tightened up the optic nerve.

Besides, it seems she has a head for this kind of thing.

These jokes are getting cornea and cornea.

Doctor, my eye,
tell me what is wrong,
was I unwise,
to leave it open for so long?

What we are, gentlemen, is terrible people.

Yes, but I thought we were talking about someone else's hang-ups and not yours (or ours), apo.

Some things are better not seen, apo.

Someone's really got an eye for the news.

I wonder if she was racked with pain.

It's her own fault for blundering into an invading eye-rack.

You gotta admit there's a hook to this story.

I fail to see humor in the fact her eye will fail to see hue more.