November 18, 2007

Swarms of the Future

Posted by Froz Gobo

Reader 'R' sent me this article about swarming instincts a few days ago, noting it reminded him of a post I made three years ago about cows.

Y'see, the cows are just like the mormon crickets, except different. And John Locke and Thomas Paine were both right except that they were both wrong. And while human capacity for effective swarming is far inferior to that of many insects and small fish, cows are still just plain dumb. Even though I recently spent another weekend doing their work for them. Um. Obviously.

Anyhoo, this debate and all others, will be moot in not too long because there's no way this story won't someday be related to human extinction.

Researchers using robotic roaches were able to persuade real cockroaches to do things that their instincts told them were not the best idea... roaches followed them about 60 percent of the time, in essence deferring their own judgment as the preference grew more popular

Flash forward... ABC Exterminator, Inc's weekend office manager, to a junior field technician, Feb 21, 2028: "What do you mean one of them didn't come back ?!?"


Comments
1

"...Sometimes it frightens me to think that I have created a machine so nearly roach!"

Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 18, 2007 02:36 PM
2

How can you be so sure we aren't following robots already...

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 18, 2007 10:16 PM
3

How can you be so sure I'm not one of them...

Posted by: froz gobo at November 18, 2007 11:36 PM
4

You weren't at the last meeting.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 18, 2007 11:54 PM
5

2: We ARE following the robots, at least as far as fear of Islamofascists and the next mushroom cloud go.

Only non-troop-supporting, America-hating LIBERALs wonder where those unfunded defense dollars are going (and even they can't wait for Hillary to step into office, so their earmarks and social programs won't be vetoed).

Posted by: TokyoTom at November 19, 2007 08:17 AM
6

Of course. No, I was not at the last meeting.

Posted by: froz gobo at November 19, 2007 09:36 AM
7

How can you be so sure I'm not one of them...

Froz Gobot.

Posted by: apostropher at November 19, 2007 10:51 AM
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Froz Gobot

Posted by: Clownęsthesiologist at November 19, 2007 11:04 AM
9

Waiting for Gobot.

Posted by: apostropher at November 19, 2007 12:06 PM
10

The line starts over here.

Posted by: Clownęsthesiologist at November 19, 2007 01:51 PM
11

Whoa. I guess everything *has* been done already.

Posted by: apostropher at November 19, 2007 05:00 PM
12

Indeed.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 20, 2007 08:39 PM
13

Only one google hit? I'm very, very surprised.

Posted by: apostropher at November 20, 2007 11:00 PM
14

You shouldn't be.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 20, 2007 11:18 PM
15

I caught one of those little robot roaches in my dream the other night ...

Posted by: TokyoTom at November 22, 2007 12:04 AM
16

What did you do with it after you caught it?

Posted by: froz gobo at November 25, 2007 11:48 PM
17

Definitely did not let it burrow under the skin, and returned it at the last meeting to its master in Japan, Gaijin Biker.

Posted by: TokyoTom at November 26, 2007 05:35 AM
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