Two quick hits I intended to put up here first...
about really old clams and really new gardens, of course.
Apparently no one bothered to eat the remarkably long-lived quahog, which was shelled and discarded when it was dredged up.
Posted by: TokyoTom at October 31, 2007 10:48 AMI'm disappointed - I thought for sure that the first link would take us to a Harriet Miers story.
Posted by: shpx.ohfu at October 31, 2007 01:19 PMWill be looking forward to the apostropher's official stance on the bacon gives you cancer story.
Posted by: asilon at October 31, 2007 06:58 PM