October 17, 2007

Family values strike again.

Posted by apostropher

Richard Roberts asks for a leave of absence from Oral Roberts University as scandal erupts. And only last week God personally told him to stay and fight the charges. That God, so fickle. Oh, and Mrs. Roberts has a thing for the teenage boys too, according to the lawsuit, beginning on page 14. Mm-hmm.


Comments
1

That God, so fickle.

He does work in mysterious ways, it's been said.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at October 18, 2007 05:17 AM
2

That God, so fickle.

That's basically the message of the Book of Job, as far as I've ever been able to tell.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 18, 2007 09:08 AM
3

Kind of off topic and not about the person in question, but honestly, who names their kid "Oral"?

Posted by: Stroll at October 18, 2007 11:04 AM
4

'Oral' is the Swiss form of the Roman name Aurelius.

Posted by: neil at October 18, 2007 11:26 AM
5

Just setting him up for a career in the porn industry.

Posted by: Clownęsthesiologist at October 18, 2007 02:45 PM
6

'Oral' is the Swiss form of the Roman name Aurelius

It is also the English form of the Roman name Myparentshatemeus

Posted by: Cangrejero at October 18, 2007 03:33 PM
7

Moral Orel. I do think they spell it differently.

Posted by: pdf23ds at October 18, 2007 10:40 PM
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