Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Negligent homicide charges have been dropped against a former Lake Jackson woman who had been accused of killing her husband with a sherry enema that led to alcohol poisoning. Court records show the charge against Tammy Jean Warner, 45, of Texas City, was dismissed Aug. 31 because of insufficient evidence, the Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition Wednesday. Michael Warner, 58, died May 21, 2004. An autopsy showed he had been given an enema with enough sherry to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, almost six times the legal limit of .08 percent in Texas. Tammy Warner has told the newspaper that her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.
Not the fifteen minutes of fame anybody hopes for, I would think. (h/t: Ogged)
Sherry enimas you say.... Come to think of it, it's a great cure for the "drank too much" breath.... brilliant! Why had I not thought of this before???
Posted by: Lucy at October 4, 2007 01:15 AMA nice Tawny Port enema is really a better way to go. Either way, the key is to not fill the turkey baster all the way. Duh!
Posted by: Sifu Tweety at October 5, 2007 10:07 PM