Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
My nudist and extreme body play friend "Habakuk" lives in the rural Horn of Africa where he is probably the most famous "mzungu" (white guy) in his area for reasons I can't discuss here — unfortunately large parts of this interview have had to be redacted to protect his identity. But, as with many upstanding and successful individuals, he has many kinky interests that only those closest to him know about. Near his home where he hikes nude — "real old-fashioned African bush the way Livingstone found it... my paradise" — amid game game like bushbuck, blue monkeys, baboons, duikers, hyena, and leopards, all harmless to humans, he can exercise, think, and be himself. Among other things, this includes swinging from the trees, held up by nothing but his scrotum.
Yeah, there are pictures, and no, you probably don't want to see them. Especially not at work, of course.
Why link to things you are convinced your readers "probably don't want to see"? Do you dislike us?
Posted by: Brock Landers at September 17, 2007 06:46 PMIf I disliked you, I wouldn't give you a warning when I link to such things.
Posted by: apostropher at September 17, 2007 07:00 PMIt's enough, just to know the pictures are out there.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at September 17, 2007 07:02 PMI'm going to pretend that's kool aid in that one picture with the thing.
Posted by: Cangrejero at September 17, 2007 07:25 PMLeopards, hyenas and baboons are harmless to humans?
You learn something new every day.
Posted by: bitchphd at September 17, 2007 10:30 PMCrap, I got Rickroll'd! I just lost the game!!
Also, not that I followed the link or anything, but about the "digitized to protect the innocent" stuff: I'm not sure if it makes it better (I don't see what exactly he's done to his scrotum), or worse (what I'm imagining may be even more horrible).
Anyway, as if we haven't done enough to screw Africa, now we've loosed this dude on them? Oh the humanity.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at September 17, 2007 11:25 PMYou can see various similar things on one of the HBO "shock video" programs that are aried late late. All kinds of things are done with the organ.
Also, a really big hit show in Boston was this Australian troupe called "puppetry of the penis." They are supposedly quite extraordinary,
Posted by: Jon at September 18, 2007 03:23 AMGuess I'm jaded by having seen too many body mod sites; this didn't strike me as any big deal.
That said, I did get a chuckle from the pixelated pix, as they reminded me of the foot-long black bar in the nude fight scene in Borat.
Posted by: Ashley at September 18, 2007 09:58 AMfoot-long black bar in the nude fight scene in Borat.
Foot-long? I think Sasha was just trying to flatter himself.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at September 18, 2007 11:01 AMI think Sasha was just trying to flatter himself.
Yeah, that was kind of the joke.
Posted by: Ashley at September 18, 2007 02:25 PM