I will not attempt to trump the post's title.

So, um, what exactly is it that is being advertised?

Training bras, I believe.

Drat. And I missed Melonfest at the Showgirls club.

I often like to say that my training bra taught me too much.

I thought the post title said "iMelons!" like it was a new product from Apple.

Um... well, then. I'm not sure what was more disturbing, but I think the doll with the erection is taking the lead...

I didn't know where to post this but had to pass it on. And since I know most of you don't frequent Cangrejero's (and therefore my) blog...just wanted to share this YouYube commercial that amused me:

menergy!

5: Or that`s the story you`ve prepared to tell your boss, anyway.