If he'd had duct tape, he could have taped himself to the tree for good measure.

Wait. Did his horse get eaten by crocodiles?

2: Yes.

And dingoes ate his baby too.

2: No. The Horse ate the crocodiles, clearing the way for his escape. This is Australia, after all. They raise real horses.

4: If you're going to contradict me like that, Froz, I'm going to have to demand a cite, on pain of calling you a fabricator.

Lie, lie, fabricate, lie.

Thanks a lot, dude. How about a NSFW warning on #6? I don't need my boss finding that search in my websurfing records.

7: Yeh, that kinda stuff you only expect on a thread like "Thick, creamy goodness".

Advice for handling that, GB.

Not very helpful advice.