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Gary Turner is stretchy, thanks to Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome.

"Jasmine Willis, 17, developed a fever and began hyperventilating after drinking seven double espressos while working at her family's sandwich shop. [...] Ms Willis, who had thought the coffees were single measures, said the effects were so severe that she began laughing and crying for no reason while serving customers at the shop."

Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. It's medicine for when my junk itches.

"Regular readers of Metro online may recall that this isn't the first time that Andy has stood upside down with his head in a bucket on Princes Street."