Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Just when you think you've heard of every kink, South Dakota comes through.
Sioux Falls police Tuesday arrested a 60-year-old man for burglary and for what they believe is at least two years worth of video-taped public sex acts. Verle Peter Dills was arrested at his home at 2613 W. Bailey St. after a man who lives in the 1200 block of North Kiwanis Avenue chased Dills out of his yard Monday evening, police spokesman Loren McManus said.
The man saw Dills with a video camera and tripod and chased him for a short distance, McManus said. When the man returned home, Dills also returned with his camera and again was chased from the yard. He was seen entering the garage at 2613 W. Bailey St., McManus said. There police found the video camera and a "large amount" of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs near his home, McManus said.
Y'know, I'm a pretty imaginative guy, but I can't quite figure out the mechanics of this.
They'll charge his with rape for the stop sign, corrupting a minor for the yield, but he'll probably be able to convince them that "merge" and "bump" were consensual.
Posted by: ogged at August 10, 2007 02:05 PM"Slippery when wet" is a gray area as regards consent.
Posted by: apostropher at August 10, 2007 02:10 PMThat's weird. Not as bad as voltmeters, however.
Posted by: John Johnson at August 10, 2007 02:14 PM^^^
Thumb-on-Top method? I believe Peter North has that Trademarked anyway.
I wonder if this explains all those highway signs full of little holes I always see along the rural roads down south...
Posted by: Rob at August 10, 2007 06:03 PMActually the sign linked in 5 just means "No Grooviness".
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at August 10, 2007 10:59 PMI can't believe that story. I mean, come on, who uses 8mm?
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at August 11, 2007 07:19 AMHeebie-geebie has posted a story that some here may find of interest. Be sure to read to the end.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at August 11, 2007 08:34 AM1 has it wrong. He is getting charged with rape due to sexual acts with the "No Following Too Closely" sign.
Posted by: will at August 12, 2007 10:37 PM
