July 25, 2007

Signs The End Is Near:

Posted by Froz Gobo

#37. Nuclear powered crocodiles.

The nuclear power plant has become the main breeding ground for a giant lizard [sic].

Comments
1

Rather absurd for the nuke plant operators to be taking an environmental high road (as of course they messed up the environment in building the plant), but I'm happy nature has permitted them to do so. On that point I think clearly nukes are a much better deal than dirty coal-fired power plants.

Posted by: TokyoTom at July 25, 2007 04:07 AM
2

Chernobyl is another area where wildlife is doing great. Not so strange really. Human beings are by far the deadliest threat to most other organisms, a little radiation doesn't even come close.

Posted by: lemuel pitkin at July 25, 2007 11:57 AM
3

"Crocodile's predatory habits
Crocodiles feed at night on fish and other aquatic animals in

creeks
open water and
deep channels.


Alligator's predatory habits
Alligators eat anything that they catch, including:

fish
turtles
raccoons
birds
dead animals
other alligators and
the occasional human. "

Perhaps the American crocodile could learn a lesson from the American alligator.

Posted by: Joel at July 25, 2007 02:53 PM
4

The American Human's diet sound suspiciously similar to the American Alligator's.

Posted by: Mr. Sticky at July 26, 2007 10:48 AM
5

That's why there are 300 million of us spread from sea to shining sea, but only a few hundred sasquatch left scratching out an existence around the nuke plants.

Posted by: apostropher at July 26, 2007 10:56 AM
6

Oh God, you just know this is going to spawn another bunch of movies on the SciFi channel.

Posted by: Charles Watkins at July 26, 2007 01:19 PM
7

C.H.U.D. 2, Irradiated Boogaloo

Posted by: Mr. Sticky at July 26, 2007 02:50 PM
8

Acrocalypse Now

Posted by: apostropher at July 26, 2007 03:04 PM
9

Spidergator

Posted by: John Johnson at July 26, 2007 03:17 PM
10

Stargators

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at July 26, 2007 03:35 PM
11

Lock, Croc, and Two Smoking Reactors

Posted by: apostropher at July 26, 2007 04:34 PM
12

vaguely on-topic

Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at July 26, 2007 07:31 PM
13

12: Why must other artists always be trying to jump my train?

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at July 27, 2007 10:46 AM
14

11:

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!! And I thought mine was clever...fuck you.

Posted by: Mr. Sticky at July 28, 2007 05:17 AM
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