Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Jerry Melton wanted to catch his dinner while fishing Thursday morning on a stretch of the Catawba River [...] "When I got it on the bank I didn't really know what it was; I hadn't seen anything like it before." [...] State wildlife officials later identified the fish as a piranha, in a new instance of a potentially dangerous non-native fish being dumped into local waters.
Ye-ouch!
Melton noticed something very different when he opened the fish's mouth with his pocketknife: "It had a whole bunch of teeth. Then it just bit down and left an impression in the blade of my knife."
Indeed, Chavez and that weirdo from Iran are behind it. They are tossing mutual salad these days' ya know.
Posted by: Undeniable Liberal at July 3, 2007 09:32 PMSome things are worse than piranhas... No No No No Nooooooo!
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at July 5, 2007 04:44 AMI never would have taken you for a John Edwards supporter, GB.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at July 5, 2007 09:40 AMSpeaking of dangerous animals, this is a great sign.
This one's not bad either.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at July 5, 2007 09:41 AM5: I love how the picture in the first sign has the Moose's eye yellowed out. It makes it look insane, or at least like some kind of deadite moose.
Posted by: Cangrejero at July 5, 2007 10:18 AM6: Yeah, plus it looks like the zombie moose is just kind of grazing on the wrecked auto.
Unfortunately, the only "Braaaains" joke I can think of for the situation involves drive trains, which is pretty weak.
The second one reminds me of McDonald's "billions and billions served" signs.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at July 5, 2007 12:06 PM
