"There's a strange echo.... you're not talking to me on the can again, are you? Man, that's gross."

Brett R. Gunn, who weighed more than 300 pounds...it ultimately took six firefighters to pull the man from the sewer

Don't try to blame the phone, Bacontropher.

When Ogged falls into a sewer trying to get his phone back, a child will be able to pull him back out.

Sucks to have your manner of death sound like some kind of punch line.

Didn't some just drown over in eastern NC diving into a pond to retrieve a cell phone?

If he'd gotten back the phone, he could have dialed 911.

Heh heh.

Apo, did you see this week's A Softer World? It's great, even for them.

300 lb people are honorary candidates for Darwin awards.