Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
A 19-year-old Liberty University student was arrested for having several homemade bombs in his car, which he told police he'd made to stop protesters at Jerry Falwell's funeral, presumably the Fred Phelps clan.
Homeland security has actually caught someone with bombs!! Oh, wait, it was the local cops. And he wasn't a dirt person. Hell, he weren't even one of them Mohammadans.
*throws white cowboy hat on the ground and stomps on it, followed by a freeze-frame of the General Lee, full of fundamentalist Islamists and TNT, jumps over a gorge into a major Southern landmark like the Coca-Cola factory or a Waffle House*
Posted by: jm at May 23, 2007 04:16 AM