Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Nine things I learned about the world from anonymous stock photo models.
"Time is going by really really really really slow."
Battered and deep-fried bacon double cheeseburger.
Crazy photos from an Alaskan fishing boat.
"As Mr Wendel's 'performance art' did not harm any of the ancient relics, he was not arrested or charged but given 'serious criticism'."
"Children's author and artist, Mr Dewan is offering to leave instructions in his will for his head to be shrunk and put on display, if the Oxford museum's current collection of 10 heads from the Upper Amazon region has to be repatriated."
"Once you wade past the shallow end of the New Testament into the back half of the Old Testament, get ready: it turns out God's a fucking lunatic, and He loves the taste of your blood."
Thanks for thinking of me, everybody.
Halibut gonads can be a real blast.
This sounds like a little over half of a great haiku.
Posted by: Cangrejero at May 22, 2007 11:52 PM'Back of the Bible' is some of the best stuff I've read in a while. A Tip of the Halo to whoever sent that in.
Posted by: Charles Watkins at May 23, 2007 01:45 AMI like how the Fox anchors can't stop cracking up about the marijuana cop.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at May 23, 2007 04:23 AMGB, thanks for that link. Black is quite enjoyable. (Maybe it's time for a dead President, like Ronald Reagan?)
Posted by: TokyoTom at May 23, 2007 08:23 AMApo, your inbox is one of the strangest places in the interwebs. Thanks for the peek!
Posted by: NCProsecutor at May 23, 2007 09:32 AMSo much for Mr. Wendel being free to be without the worries of a quick-to-dis society.
Posted by: Josh at May 23, 2007 01:19 PMMr. Wendel's very lucky he didn't get thrown in jail and then deported. It's never smart to f&*k with Chinese police.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at May 23, 2007 02:02 PM