May 16, 2007

Hot down there, isn't it?

Posted by apostropher

Christopher Hitchens can be maddening with regard to our foreign policy, but every time he starts talking about our so-called religious leaders, I want to cheer. This is the most appropriate eulogy for Jerry Falwell anybody is likely to give. When Falwell's last breath escaped his body, the United States became a slightly more decent and intelligent country. Good riddance to a thoroughly malevolent person.


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Really too bad about Hitch having undermined his own credibility so badly. He's dead on about the hypocritical moral loathsomeness of Christian Zionism and George Bush's abuses of faith, but it's a little late for him to be noticing these things.

Do kind of admire that he manages to be so articulate despite being obviously scarpered, though.

Posted by: Doctor Slack at May 16, 2007 02:07 PM
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To be fair, though, he was all het up on the issue of religion long before he threw in with the neo-cons. Not like he's saying anything there that he hasn't been saying all along.

Posted by: apostropher at May 16, 2007 02:19 PM
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He's mostly dead-on, but I don't beleive for a minute that Falwell was a self-conscious fraud. He believed every word he said, as did his supporters. That's what makes the issue so intractible.

Posted by: Brock Landers at May 16, 2007 02:27 PM
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You really think he believed in it, Brock? I think he was a fraud and knew he was a fraud and laughed like a big fucking fraud every time he checked his bank balance.

Either that he was just fucking crazy.

Not to veer off-topic, but I am ever so unsurprised that he's not on artificial breathing machines, etc., to demonstrate the ideal of a culture of life.

Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at May 16, 2007 03:07 PM
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I really, really think he believed it, every word. Him and millions of others just like him. To think otherwise seems very unfamiliar with the type.

Posted by: Brock Landers at May 16, 2007 03:37 PM
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I dunno. I'm inclined to believe that Falwell was a self-conscious fraud. I mean, he took over PTL from Jim and Tammy Bakker in the 1980's for crying out loud! My history leads me to believe that it takes a sincere evangelical fundamentalist's mindset to believe all the wild ass shit that has trickled from Falwell's mouth. And an individual who is that naive would not have the capacity to build a "Christian Zionist" empire.

Do you believe Pat Robertson is genuine too?

But I must give credit to Falwell. I've always believed that his piousness was unmatched by any other public personality during my living memory.

I'm no longer a Christian, but I do remember from biblical scripture that the only time Mr. Jesus kicked someone's ass was when he wildly beat the merchants at the temple... And that is how I view the likes of Falwell and Robertson - temple merchants. If the afterlife Falwell preached about is real, then Jesus is probably quite busy kicking his ass right now.

I hope he is forced to spend eternity with all the deceased members of the Palestinian National Authority.

" Good riddance to a thoroughly malevolent person" ... and not a day too soon

Posted by: at May 16, 2007 03:40 PM
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I hope he is forced to spend eternity with all the deceased members of the Palestinian National Authority.

Not to mention the victims of apartheid.

Posted by: dob at May 16, 2007 06:25 PM
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Jeez, people, can't you have at least as much class as Larry Flynt?:

"My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends. He would visit me in California and we would debate together on college campuses. I always appreciated his sincerity even though I knew what he was selling and he knew what I was selling."

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at May 16, 2007 08:19 PM
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Nope. Not having to carry Flynt's burden of dealing with Falwell face to face, I am free to judge the man by his public works. He was an objectively horrible person who spent his entire much-too-long adult life making the United States a more hateful, bigoted place and trying to enshrine that hatefulness and bigotry as law. I don't see any reason to treat him as anything other than what he was.

Posted by: apostropher at May 16, 2007 09:10 PM
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I'll treat Jerry Falwell with exactly the same respect I treat Fred Phelps with when he dies. Despite Falwell's more professional gloss, the two men are playing the same game.

Posted by: apostropher at May 16, 2007 09:12 PM
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They say you shouldn't say nothing about the dead unless it's good.

He's dead.

Good.

Posted by: mikefromtexas at May 16, 2007 09:38 PM
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One friend of mine is hoping that Phelps protests outside of Falwell's funeral

Posted by: cheerylilgoth at May 16, 2007 11:37 PM
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One friend of mine is hoping that Phelps protests outside of Falwell's funeral

That would be funny.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at May 17, 2007 12:02 AM
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And you expressed doubt that God answers prayers?

Phelps to protest Falwell funeral

Posted by: DrFrankLives at May 17, 2007 12:48 AM
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I really, really think he believed it, every word. Him and millions of others just like him. To think otherwise seems very unfamiliar with the type.

I am plenty familiar with the true believer type, but I don't see that in him. Still, either way: six feet under beats running his yap any day of the week and whether he believed it or not the kinds of things he did and said undoubtedly increased hate, intimidation, discrimination and suffering in our country and elsewhere in the world.

Jeez, people, can't you have at least as much class as Larry Flynt?

Flynt has his experience and I have mine. Mine is that Falwell built a career, a political movement, many churches and a university on the back of hating me. I'm way past the point of class. I've been past the point of class for most of my life on this guy and every other fucker like him.

Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at May 17, 2007 01:05 AM
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Fred Phelps is 76- who's going to protest his funeral? Got to be the biggest, gayest group you can think of. Perhaps the unfoggedetariat.

Posted by: SP at May 17, 2007 01:11 AM
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I just watched the Hitchens video. More evidence for my point that a solid argument is always more effective when it's delivered in a calm voice. Plus the accent doesn't hurt.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at May 17, 2007 02:10 AM
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GB wants us to have CLASS (like Larry Flynn!) While we bid Falwell farewell. For once I have to agree with GB's pernicious, humanistic moral relativism.

What's wrong is wrong, but we should be able to see a little bit of ourselves in each sinner, and no man is beyond redemption - even if like Falwell they have done far more harm than good.

I suspect that Falwell must have at times recognized and acknowledged his own evil bigotry, even while engaging in self-deception and -justification most of the time to preserve a sense of self-worth. Which of us does not do the same, though on a more modest and less public scale?

Posted by: TokyoTom at May 17, 2007 04:19 AM
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Bill-O thinks we should wait until the shovels are put away before we start piling on. Apo, you wouldn't want to let down Bill-O now, would you?

Posted by: shane at May 17, 2007 10:16 AM
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I'd like to hit Bill-O with the shovel before I put it away.

Posted by: apostropher at May 17, 2007 10:35 AM
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I think "O-Rei" is a superior moniker for that sack of shit. Don't put the shovel away, apo, pass it around.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at May 17, 2007 10:41 AM
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Great article on Falwell by the other Nuge.

Posted by: Doctor Slack at May 17, 2007 01:38 PM
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Falwell is at least sincere in his faith, unlike Pat Robertson who is the real monster.

Jerry Falwell has had some good and noble things to say on some occasions. Other things he said have been very twisted and un-Christian, hate-filled and bigoted. I do not condemn the man to hell but as a Catholic I think he may have a difficult time keeping his skin from melting off in "decades" of purgatory.

Hitchens every now and then sobers up barely enough to let loose a few intentional funnies. This might be one of those occasions.

Posted by: Jon at May 17, 2007 10:35 PM
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