Just until I need glasses.

You know that if you keep masturbating to internet porn, you'll go blind. Luckily, the internet has a solution for this, too.

A new adult entertainment website could be termed aural sex – because it is tailor-made for blind people. The X-rated site features erotic stories read out by scantily-clad women. Users can also listen to graphic descriptions of saucy photos. For those who are not blind but are visually-impaired, a 'zoom' button lets them get up close and personal to the images. The site even provides subtitles on adult movies for deaf subscribers. SoundsDirty.com is the brainchild of British-based web designer and Internet guru Lloyd Chambers.