Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Joel Ricks told authorities that his wife Amy told him she had a surprise for him. He said she blindfolded him and led him into the basement of a Holladay condominium. The woman then allegedly struck her husband with a hammer multiple times.
When your only tool is a hammer, every spouse looks like a nail.
"I didn't say it was a good surprise!"
At least she didn't cut off his penis.
Posted by: John Johnson at May 9, 2007 10:47 AMWho's to say she didn't? That's probably how Apo found the story.
Posted by: Ubu Imperator at May 9, 2007 12:46 PMHolladay... Holladay... where have I heard that word before?
I know! It's that suburb of Salt Lake City, where the freaks live. What would News of the Weird do, if Utah started educating its children and disempowering the superstitious primitives?
Rhetorical question, I know...
Posted by: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste at May 9, 2007 08:17 PMI was thinking, "How could he not see that coming?" and then I remembered: Blindfold.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at May 9, 2007 08:19 PMRemember when getting nailed could be a good thing...
Posted by: mikefromtexas at May 9, 2007 08:47 PMI know! It's that suburb of Salt Lake City, where the freaks live.
Holladay actually a pretty pricey neighboorhood. (most of it)
Posted by: gswift at May 12, 2007 04:45 AM