Can I get a to-go box for this?

Today's penile amputation story comes from London.

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the paper. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

Couldn't believe it? Mr. McMahon obviously doesn't read this site.