Kerfters! That's what those things are called! Thanks!

A full-time job, two kids, and one on the way. How do you do it?

Insomnia.

gabba gabba hey!

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And yet some people say bloggers aren't real journalists.

I tried 'jommer' and got an angel on a footstool.
And 'blaaarg' was a disgusting looking duck spitting out popcorn.

Say, I wonder what I'd get if I entered 'goatse'?

6: Say, I wonder what I'd get if I entered 'goatse'?

Among various unappetizing things, the hilarious "first goatse" site does come up. (Apo's site won't let me link to it, no doubt as part of a wise no-goatse policy.)

Biggerish.

I tried 'jommer' and got an angel on a footstool.

Yeah, that was the first one I got, too, but it was less interesting than the Chinese people playing cards. Blaaargh also returned many images of Ronnie James Dio.

I went to the blortch link. Whatever you do, when you get to the 11th image (the stick-figure cartoon), do not click on it (and please, don't touch the walls either).

I just went to the 11th image (the stick-figure cartoon), and clicked the link. Why wasn't I supposed to do so? Nothing terrible happened.

As apostropher would say, it's not exactly work-safe.

I just went to the 11th image (the stick-figure cartoon), and clicked the link.

Hey Brock, whatever you do, don't stick that paperclip in the electric outlet. And please, don't set the curtains on fire either.

And for God's sake, don't send me a check for a thousand dollars.