April 13, 2007

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Posted by apostropher

In the age of incurable STDs, gonorrhea has been seen as no big deal. However...

The sexually transmitted disease gonorrhoea is now among the "superbugs" resistant to common antibiotics, leading US health officials to recommend wider use of a different class of drugs to avert a public health crisis. The resistant form accounts for more than one in every four gonorrhoea cases among heterosexual men in Philadelphia and nearly that many in San Francisco, according to a survey that led to Thursday's recommendation by the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention. Gonorrhoea, which is believed to infect more than 700,000 people in the United States each year, can leave both men and women infertile and puts people at higher risk of getting the AIDS virus.

Oral flouroquinolones, such as Cipro, have been the main treatment for gonorrhea, but now the CDC recommends doctors use the less common cephalosporins, which must be injected. Gonorrhea had already developed resistance to sulfa drugs, then penicillin, then the tetracyclines.

"That leaves us with a single class of highly effective antibiotics," said Dr John Douglas Jr, director of the CDC's division of STD prevention. Other experts called the situation perilous. "We are running out of options to treat this disease," added Douglas, who said there are "no new drugs for gonorrhea in the drug development pipeline."

Good luck, youngsters.


Comments
1

We've licked pneumonia, and TB
and plagues that used to mock us.
We've found the antibody for
the staphostreptococcus.
But O, the Universal curse
from Viet Nam, to Korea
O, who will find the antidote for
Pentagonorrhea?

(E.Y. Harbug)

Posted by: Charles Watkins at April 14, 2007 12:55 PM
2

A new twist on a very old problem...

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyrics


Act I

SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .


JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Posted by: Jon at April 14, 2007 01:33 PM
3

It hurts when I think about you peeing. Is that bad?

Posted by: Rob at April 16, 2007 08:00 AM
4

Ok, I'm not as freaked out by drug-resistant gonorrhea as I would be by, say, drug-resistant syphillis, but I'm still not happy about this news.

Posted by: Jackmormon at April 16, 2007 11:57 AM
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