Oh the google hits you'll get.

(One link, two link, red link, blue link)

So we know you have a search set up for "penis". But what search string do you use to get all these multi-legged critters?

Those I find the old-fashioned way. Man, even with extra legs sprouting from its behind, there's nothing on God's green earth that's cuter than a baby pig.

I never realized before that baby pigs look kinda like tiny, trunkless baby elephants. But dammit, they do. At least these two do. (The one with the two extra legs slightly less so, of course.)

"So, is that a baby piglet up your butt, or are you just happy to see me?"

And yeah, baby pigs are the cutest. The sows that bore them, however, lying there on their sides while the cute little things nurse, are not particularly easy on the eyes.

This illustrates just how important it is to chew your food.

It is a shame they do not stay this cute forever. Perhaps we wouldn't be so inclined to eat them.

Some people see a freak of nature. I see two extra hams.

"So is that two extra hams up your butt, or are you just happy to see me?"

8: Check the alt-text on the picture.

baby pigs look kinda like tiny, trunkless baby elephants

I wonder if elephants are similarly delicious.

11: Certain parts of them are quite tasty.

Ya see, there was this farmer with a five legged pig. I asked him how come the pig...