February 09, 2007

Black Jesus has good taste in women.

Posted by apostropher

Jesus is back! But his methodology seems a little different this time around.
Comments
1

i can't wait till he rumbles w/ obama.

Posted by: matty at February 9, 2007 12:37 PM
2

How did Obama get all the way over to Papua New Guinea?

Posted by: Doctor Slack at February 9, 2007 01:01 PM
3

And why is his alias "Steven Tari"?

Posted by: DS at February 9, 2007 01:03 PM
4

How did Obama get all the way over to Papua New Guinea?

On Nancy Pelosi's private underwater monorail.

Posted by: apostropher at February 9, 2007 01:08 PM
5

you don't think black jesus has a personal sub?

Posted by: matty at February 9, 2007 01:12 PM
6

Probably, but he would have needed more room for transporting virgins than a personal sub would allow.

Posted by: apostropher at February 9, 2007 01:33 PM
7

The yellow sub has two domes, suggesting he could get at least one of them there with him.

Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at February 9, 2007 03:48 PM
8

Black Jesus doesn't want women with good taste, he wants women who taste good.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at February 9, 2007 06:29 PM
9

One day this site will be the number 1 google hit for "Nancy Pelosi's private under" and we'll all get arrested.

Posted by: froz gobo at February 10, 2007 12:48 AM
10

First he eats them. Then he eats them.

Posted by: SlouchingTom at February 13, 2007 12:23 AM
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