Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Last week's two-headed cow can move on over, 'cause there's a new bovine sheriff in Weirdville.
'The calf has six legs, two vaginas and six nipples,' explained the animal's owner, Salvador Vanegas. Vanegas, who has been raising cattle for many years, said it was the first time he has seen a calf born with that many legs and vaginas.
Yeah, I'll bet. And there's video at the link, naturally. But the ante is always being upped so not even a six-legged, double-hoohoo'd cow can rest on its laurels.
The deer was accidentally run over by Rick Lisko as he drove his truck down his mile-long woodland driveway, near the town of Osceola, on November 22. It had both male and female genitalia, small nubs for antlers, and – crucially – seven legs.
A hermaphrodite deer is nothing if not run of the mill. Headlines have to be changed for mutant mermaphrodite deer though, thus we can define the crucial nature.
P.s. This post made for the best way to end the day. Too funny. Thank you.
Posted by: at January 15, 2007 11:33 PMMy daughter had eight legs yesterday. Unfortunately, we didn't bring the camera to the museum, so I can't post pictures of her in the spider get-up.
Posted by: John Johnson at January 16, 2007 08:36 AMLast week's two-headed cow can move on over
You mean mooooove on over...
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at January 16, 2007 12:48 PMI've written some funny sentences in my life. But with this, all I can do is stand in helpless admiration (after wiping the Dr Pepper off my monitor, of course):
But the ante is always being upped so not even a six-legged, double-hoohoo'd cow can rest on its laurels.
Also, not that I really want to know, but does a double-hoohoo'd cow actually have laurels, and if so, where?
Posted by: Lex at January 18, 2007 02:29 PM