January 05, 2007

The pilgrimage has gained momentum.

Posted by apostropher

Moo.

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One of the newest arrivals at Kirk Heldreth's dairy farm is drawing crowds. A calf with two faces was born Dec. 27 at Heldreth Dairy Farm, and word has spread in southwest Virginia as residents flock to his farm. The animal is normal from its tail until its unusually large head. The calf breathes out of two noses and has two tongues, which move independently, according to Heldreth. There appears to be a single socket containing two eyes where the heads split.

"It's the craziest thing I've ever seen," the dairyman said.

During the calf's birth, Heldreth said he first thought there were two calves. The calf has two lower jaws, but only one mouth. Heldreth feeds her through a tube, and acknowledges he probably can't maintain that feeding schedule for long.

The calf was the product of artificial insemination, which was supposed to create a genetically superior specimen. "Genetically, this is one of my better calves," he said.

(via A Welsh View)


Comments
1

Hey, I went to school with that guy! RB, check out this video. This is unrelated and hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&NR

Posted by: AHamm at January 5, 2007 08:56 PM
2

whoops- already posted!

Posted by: AHamm at January 5, 2007 11:03 PM
3

So how many head of cattle does this guy have now?

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at January 6, 2007 03:07 PM
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I don't know if it is available anywhere on the web -- my hunch is no -- but my friend Malcolm's band Other People's Children had an awesome, awesome song called "Two-Headed Calf" -- sample lyric, "And in my darkest depression,/ When some stranger stops to laugh,/ I think about that two-headed calf"... "Wonder what it must have felt like to have two brains/ Wonder what they thought, wonder if the both thought the same"... "I don't mind digressin'/ When life is giving me the shaft,/ I think about that two-headed calf." With guitar gods Malcolm and Bill tearing it up.

Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at January 7, 2007 08:28 PM
5

(I'm back in town, baby.)

Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at January 7, 2007 08:30 PM
6

Welcome back, Clownaee, we missed you at UnfoggeDCon.

Posted by: M/tch M/lls at January 7, 2007 10:49 PM
7

Rest assured this will not last.

Posted by: Trim Spa Baby at May 16, 2007 02:21 PM
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