The facial hair is what what made the whole damn sketch for me.

Give it up Apo; this blog is henceforth all-"Is Barack Obama the Anti-Christ"/"Weeee are the Persians, my friend", all the time. Resistance is futile!

Nonsense. Obama has grown tired; a dick in a box is timeless.

Kucinich is the anti-christ, geez...at least give him THAT much credit.

How would regifting work in that scenario?

Aww, GB, baby, you don't wanna regift my special somethin'.

How would regifting work in that scenario?

I think that's what's called "Bringing Sexy Back".

I'm just thinking outside the box.

The sequel, nine months later:

Kid in a box.

I have to say that, of all the 90's kid pop talents, it is becoming clear that Justin Timberlake is the one with the most, um, staying power, if you will.

The dude can sing, and, as he proved with that sketch and with the equally hilarious "Maurice Gibb Show," he's funny.

He's also moved WAY up in the girlfriend department, with Cameron Diaz completely outclassing the pantiless wonder.

The sequel, nine months later:
Kid in a box.

"months" s/b "seconds"
"Kid" s/b "Mess"

And, now, there's this.