December 18, 2006

The magic of alcohol.

Posted by apostropher

You know how it's said that very drunken drivers sometimes survive car wrecks with less serious injuries because they're so relaxed? It appears to work for five-story plummets as well.


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1

Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at December 18, 2006 03:14 AM
2

I sent that previous comment from my cell phone, which can display ordinary websites as they would appear on a PC. Japan RAWKS!!!

Or do you guys already have that feature in America?

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at December 18, 2006 07:10 AM
3

As I refuse to own a cell phone, I wouldn't have any idea.

Posted by: apostropher at December 18, 2006 07:27 AM
4

Being drunk can also help your fighting skills.

/best. fight scene. evar.

Posted by: Gaijin Biker at December 18, 2006 07:44 AM
5

I like "the man fell from the window during an argument."

Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at December 18, 2006 08:21 AM
6

Excellent! I'm going to call and cancel my insurance.

Posted by: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste at December 18, 2006 07:25 PM
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