You know how it's said that very drunken drivers sometimes survive car wrecks with less serious injuries because they're so relaxed? It appears to work for five-story plummets as well.
Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at December 18, 2006 03:14 AMI sent that previous comment from my cell phone, which can display ordinary websites as they would appear on a PC. Japan RAWKS!!!
Or do you guys already have that feature in America?
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at December 18, 2006 07:10 AMAs I refuse to own a cell phone, I wouldn't have any idea.
Posted by: apostropher at December 18, 2006 07:27 AMBeing drunk can also help your fighting skills.
/best. fight scene. evar.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at December 18, 2006 07:44 AMI like "the man fell from the window during an argument."
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at December 18, 2006 08:21 AMExcellent! I'm going to call and cancel my insurance.
Posted by: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste at December 18, 2006 07:25 PM