For denizens of web kookery, there is an entire literature about the Lawrence King sex scandal which includes such locales as Boys' Town, Omaha, and, uh, the White House c. 1989.

The deeper you dig, the scarier and loonier it gets. Believability is optional, however.

did anyone else see the specials on dateline about this...i would love to be in on one of those sting operations.

yeah...i think it was dateline

As someone who lives one district over from Reichert, oh, how I wish that story came out a month ago.

What trend? Towards life-affirming hedonism in Washington State, as manifested by deadly male beastiality and trolling for sex with children? Is that where the Great Satan is?

Is mere anarchy loosed upon the world, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned?

All I want to know is, what are they going to name their band when they all ironically wind up in the same prison?

And, in turn, what will we call the sitcom based on it?

I'm thinking "The Honkees."

And so the theme song is ...

Hey hey we're the Honkees
People say we honkee around
But we're too busy, um, um ...

I'm thinking "The Honkees."

Does that mean they won't, er, play their own instruments?