Naked man on crack rescued from alligator.

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“Apgar told officials he fell asleep on the beach before the alligator dragged him into the water.”

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/30/national/main2217850.shtml

Here's the 911 call about the crackhead being attacked by an alligator.

Includes the line, "Yeah, I can hear him screaming in the background now."

Apo, don`t you get ever tired of America haters like Christopher Allbritton, who continually point out the counterproductive consequences for our foolish actions in the Middle East?

Yeh, Lebanon may be very close to civil war, because the US backed Israel`s failed war on the Hezbollah, and the Hezbollah, victorious, now wants more power than the constitution permits. And Israel is facing even greater hardline Syrian influence in Lebanon.

I`m tired of gloomy doomsayers like Albritton. Why if Lebanon does indeed far apart again in a bloody civil war, then that may simply be inevitable, and price to be paid for the dawn of a newly divided Lebanon! In which case, shouldn`t the US and Israel get credit for pushing history in the right direction?

The insect world is so freekin' weird. I mean wonderfully, fabulously, giggilly weird.

It coule be evidence for Intelligent Design people as evidence that the Man Upstairs obviously smokes a lot of weed.

Only on apostropher can you get "Why if Lebanon does indeed far apart again in a bloody civil war, then that may simply be inevitable, and price to be paid for the dawn of a newly divided Lebanon!" (sarcasm) and "the Main Upstairs obviously smokes a lot of weed" in consecutive comments.

You forgot the pig assholes.

Here's my favorite part of the specs: --Fast - a single operator can bung up to 1200 sows / hour.
--Easy to use, skilled labor is not required.

Maybe it's just me, but making a new bunghole every three seconds qualifies someone as "skilled."