Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
In honor of the thread that will not die (Is Barack Obama the Anti-Christ?), Robust McManlyPants has whipped out his massive, throbbing Photoshop skills to produce a thing of beauty.
In case you don't get the reference (hi, Mom!), it's here.
Update: Gaijin Biker sez, "More contrasty."
As an FYI, I guessed on his physical characteristics. The best I could find was "tall" to describe his height. I am mystified as to why Congressional profiles don't include this sort of thing. Harumph.
Posted by: Robust McManlyPants at November 29, 2006 03:45 PMThat thread is so awesome. I hadn't read it since about day two.
Posted by: at November 29, 2006 04:37 PMhadn't read it since about day two
That's right, let me and Chimt do all the heavy lifting...
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 29, 2006 04:45 PMQuestion: If Barack Obama becomes the Democratic presidential candidate, will his Republican opponent call him by his full name in attack ads? You know, Barack Hussein Obama?
/sorry if y'all knew this
//just found out yesterday...
Since that thread (and one from Unfogged, which is strange) is consistently among the top five google returns for all the Barack Obama and antiChrist search strings I could think of, it is not going to be over any time soon. Wise of you to commission a logo.
The one from Unfogged is just highlights from the thread here.
Posted by: apostropher at November 29, 2006 08:40 PMWho knows, maybe you have a Barak Obama posse, er, pocalypse, er, something or other in the making.
Or not.
Posted by: John Johnson at November 29, 2006 08:42 PMApparently, Barack is a shapeshifter!
Obama’s Kenyan heritage shows in his build. He is not very tall.
No mutants for President!
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 29, 2006 09:58 PMM/tch, double or nothing they also "mispronounce" his last name as "Osama" at some point.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 29, 2006 09:59 PMI thought the anti-Christ was white and from Romania and gave boring speeches.
But I endorse Gaijin Biker's anti-mutant platform.
Posted by: Cala at November 29, 2006 10:09 PMB-but I thought we were going to nominate Wolverine in '08....
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 29, 2006 10:15 PMThis is what people mean by "the Obama mystique".
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 29, 2006 10:25 PMWell, that didn't take long.
Honestly, I hadn't seen that clip when I posted the earlier comment.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 30, 2006 12:03 AMShouldn't it be:
BARACK
ANTI-CHRIST
HAS A
POCALYPSE
?
Posted by: SlouchingTom at November 30, 2006 12:50 AMWeird. But an hour ago on my morning commute I was looking at the remnants of an OBEY poster and wondering, for the first time, what those were all about. Now I know.
Posted by: double-plus-ungood at November 30, 2006 12:48 PMThis is what people mean by "the Obama mystique".
He can turn blue and looks like Rebecca Romjin?
Posted by: Cala at December 1, 2006 12:50 AMHey, did you know that Jackie Manuel has a posse also?
Posted by: John Johnson at December 2, 2006 04:07 PM