A homeowners' association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan. Some residents who have complained have children serving in Iraq, said Bob Kearns, president of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association in Pagosa Springs. He said some residents believed the wreath was a symbol of Satan. Three or four residents complained, he said. [...]
The subdivision's rules say no signs, billboards or advertising are permitted without the consent of the architectural control committee. Kearns ordered the committee to require Jensen to remove the wreath, but members refused after concluding that it was merely a seasonal symbol that didn't say anything. Kearns fired all five committee members.
Just so we're clear, this is the wreath that has this halfwit all riled up and spitting. The woman with the wreath is handling it much more gracefully than I would, because I'd already have put up the twelve-foot inflatable Santa doing this.
Sleep in heavenly peace.
Update: It appears the media attention has convinced Mr. Kearns to drop his idiotic campaign.
"We want to let you know that this evening we just received a letter from the Loma Linda Home Owners Board of Directors stating: 'We had a misunderstanding with your Christmas decoration and for that we apologize. We withdraw any and all previous requests for removal of your decoration,' " Jensen told The Associated Press.
None of the three members of the board was available for comment late Monday. Kearns and Jeff Heitz had their phone numbers changed to unlisted numbers Monday.
Via Obscure Store.
Sounds more like a pissing contest between the the previous association president and the current one than anything else.
I doubt this will come to anything, except perhaps a waste of money by the homeowners assn.
Posted by: SlouchingTom at November 28, 2006 06:28 AMPlease, oh please, take me behind the barn and rough me up with a round of severe dope slapping and kicks to the groin if I ever am in the absence of mind to sign my life away by buying a property within one of those Fourth Reich homeowners associations.
There is an epicenter of Suburbia Hell and this is apparently it.
Posted by: Jon at November 28, 2006 07:38 AMI'm just amazed at the fact that this isn't taking place in Cary, NC.
Posted by: Cangrejero at November 28, 2006 01:55 PMSmall favors, and all that. This, however, took place in Winston-Salem.
Posted by: apostropher at November 28, 2006 02:38 PMI love how the Winston-Salem family only hosted the Polish kid because they were planning to establish a church in Poland and wanted him to help them with translation and public relations.
Oh, and as a Winston-Salem native, let me just say that we're not all like that. Many of us are, but not all of us... :)
Posted by: NCProsecutor at November 28, 2006 07:05 PMWe won the battle -- hopefully we will not lose the war.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 29, 2006 09:37 AM