Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Something smells funny about these investigative techniques.
In X-rated testimony as graphic as a pornographic film, a dominatrix today described a bizarre sexual encounter in the woods she claims to have had with a town police officer.
"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx," testified the dominatrix, Gina Pane, 31, buttoned up in an olive-gray suit with her black hair pulled back in a bun. "I suggested that we go into a woody area. He was very excited."
The officer, she testified, performed a sexual act after she was finished. [...] Ward's lawyer said the officer did nothing sexual or inappropriate in the woods, but was recruiting the dominatrix to be a confidential source for narcotics investigations.
Sorry, but I only crap on clients in classy neighborhoods. I have standards.
Not that I'm not appreciative of your efforts, apo, but, um, shouldn't you be ingesting turkey or watching football or something?
Speaking of which, doesn't Froz usually put up a post on Thanksgiving?
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 23, 2006 01:41 PMHe did -- it's a few posts down, under the fœtal elephant.
Posted by: Clownæsthesiologist at November 23, 2006 07:07 PM"Under the Foetal Elephant" sounds like a movie or book title, maybe a sequel to "Under the Sheltering Sky".
And yep, I missed that that post was by Froz. It seems so uncharacteristically laconic for him.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 23, 2006 07:23 PMI posted that just before I left for the turkey and football. The big family gathering was good, drunken fun, but fucking Tony Romo and his 5 TDs more or less ruined my fantasy football chances this weekend after LT's four TDs bollixed them last weekend. Teh suck.
Posted by: apostropher at November 23, 2006 11:21 PM