Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Naked man arrested after pulling awl from rectum
Alternate: Man removes sharp hand tool from rear at gunpoint
...and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.
that's awesome.
Posted by: mike d at November 3, 2006 11:22 AM"Unsure about what to do, police called for a fire engine. Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation."
this was my favorite bit.
Posted by: Brian Ledford at November 3, 2006 01:30 PMNude Man has Anal Screwdriver:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=23771&in_page_id=2
The UK always has the best headlines.
Posted by: HemlockEcho at November 3, 2006 02:06 PMA fire engine?
Cat up a tree, screwdriver up an ass, same diff.
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at November 3, 2006 02:14 PMAll they needed were a couple of fireman and Ted Haggard and they could have had themselves a gay old time!
Posted by: darling at November 3, 2006 02:17 PMhmmmph. now there's something i haven't heard before.
[cue South Parks "Lemiwinks" ballad]
however, after a few cups of 5 alarm chili, the sensation of an extremely sharp object heading for the opposite direction as the might not altogether foreign to some of us...
Posted by: Jon at November 3, 2006 04:29 PMI wanna make some kind of joke about awls, ends, and "All's well that ends well", but I'm too lazy.
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 4, 2006 07:17 AMRectum? Damn near killed him!
/I love the classics
Posted by: Gaijin Biker at November 6, 2006 02:25 AMI saw this story and thought of you, apo. I even thought of emailing it to you, but I was at work and forgot about it. You've reached the point where foreign-objects-up-the-ass stories remind your readers of you.
Posted by: annie at November 6, 2006 04:04 PM