Doggedly searching for the crux of the biscuit.
Extra anus kills four-legged chick
Forzie the four-legged chicken will cluck no more. The Te Uku-bred Barnevelder chick - hatched at Marlene Dickey's property at the start of last month - has died. But it wasn't the extra legs that led to its death, more likely an extra anus, Mrs Dickey believes.
"He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up," she said.
While she was surprised by Forzie's death - he weighed a "good pound of butter" and was gaining feathers slowly - it was not totally unexpected, she said. And it was fun while it lasted.
"He was a bit of a laugh." [...]
He was found dead on Friday and is now in the Dickeys' freezer waiting to be stuffed.
Perfecting the four-legged chicken was Colonel Sanders' great unrealized dream, of course.
"Sorry, Colonel, we've tried. But that shit just won't work."
Posted by: M/tch M/lls at October 30, 2006 02:01 PMAnother tasty chicken story for your delectation:
http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/
Posted by: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste at October 30, 2006 09:09 PMWhat'd the chick do?? Shit itself to death???
Posted by: mikefromtexas at October 31, 2006 11:17 PMwaiting to be stuffed
For posterity, or for dinner?
Posted by: OneFatEnglishman at November 1, 2006 07:12 AMI have a four legged chicken ...how do i get my story out to the public? email me xjadealeahx@aol.com
Posted by: jade at November 15, 2007 02:53 PM